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"My only regret thus far is not having done more to regret."

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:28:08 GMT

"My only regret thus far is not having done more to regret."

Michael I have the best sister-in-law ever. Anna-Elizabeth McCloud brought me homemade humane/organic BBQ sandwiches, and they were delicious. Thanks Ippy!

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 23:41:36 GMT

I have the best sister-in-law ever. Anna-Elizabeth McCloud brought me homemade humane/organic BBQ sandwiches, and they were delicious. Thanks Ippy!

"Fresh ground?" "No, Google Instant." "Really? It's delicious. I thought for s..."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:28:03 GMT

"Fresh ground?" "No, Google Instant." "Really? It's delicious. I thought for sure..."

–extraface

"and Google Instant lasted for all of about 2 searches for me."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 20:51:02 GMT

"and Google Instant lasted for all of about 2 searches for me."

–tensigma

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was how skinny everyone looks in Pho..."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:08:52 GMT

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was how skinny everyone looks in Photo Booth."

–bailey

"If you're not supposed to breathe oven cleaner, why do they make it smell so ..."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:08:22 GMT

"If you're not supposed to breathe oven cleaner, why do they make it smell so goo--WHERE DID MY LEGS GO? WHY CAN'T I FEEL MY LEGS?"

–gordonshumway

"Oh, sorry to interrupt. Was I chanting "shut up" out loud?"

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:45:09 GMT

"Oh, sorry to interrupt. Was I chanting "shut up" out loud?"

–BettyLies

I Look Like Barack Obama (via tensigma)

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:34:03 GMT

I Look Like Barack Obama (via tensigma)

Conflicts are even more difficult when more than two people involved. Here, E...

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:47:10 GMT

Conflicts are even more difficult when more than two people involved. Here, Ellen and Andrew argue about what to do with the small girl that wandered in their home. (via Domestic Conflict, Explained By Stock Photos « The Bygone Bureau)

"At 6 minutes and 7 seconds after 5 o’clock today, it will be 5:06 pm. This wo..."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:22:28 GMT

"At 6 minutes and 7 seconds after 5 o’clock today, it will be 5:06 pm. This won't happen again until tomorrow."

–GaryJBusey

"Why do parents refer to themselves in the 3rd person when talking to little k..."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:53:45 GMT

"Why do parents refer to themselves in the 3rd person when talking to little kids? -- "Daddy's going to go to the store?""

–ev

"Just wrote "puts" in a scala file. Kind of like calling out a former lover's ..."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 06:31:14 GMT

"Just wrote "puts" in a scala file. Kind of like calling out a former lover's name."

–moonpolysoft

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 06:19:26 GMT

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."

–TVsAndyDaly

Das Racist - You Oughta Know

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:04:03 GMT

Das Racist - You Oughta Know

Arthur C Clarke predicting the future in 1964

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:20:41 GMT

Arthur C Clarke predicting the future in 1964

"$ARGV[0]"

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:31:57 GMT

"$ARGV[0]"

–sockington

"WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you abo..."

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:31:56 GMT

"WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it."

–kristygee

"Non-priority gmail messages are the new archive"

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:28:09 GMT

"Non-priority gmail messages are the new archive"

–jeffhilimire

"I love it when people confuse being southern with being an idiotic redneck so..."

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:05:22 GMT

"I love it when people confuse being southern with being an idiotic redneck son of a bitch."

–iammattthomas

"Proposal by Twitter: been done. If you want to up the ante, propose to Twit..."

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:31:44 GMT

"Proposal by Twitter: been done. If you want to up the ante, propose *to* Twitter."

–MikeG1

"Good for Boise State - they deserved it. Now on to such tough opponents as th..."

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:44:33 GMT

"Good for Boise State - they deserved it. Now on to such tough opponents as the University of Idaho Vandals."

–jon_dunn

"I am trapped beneath a very hot sleeping (purring) cat. If only I could turn ..."

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:36:25 GMT

"I am trapped beneath a very hot sleeping (purring) cat. If only I could turn on the ceiling fan with the Power of my Mind."

–emilyivey

"What I've really learned about life from video games is the importance of sho..."

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 03:10:15 GMT

"What I've really learned about life from video games is the importance of shooting everything."

–bramcohen

"I feel like if Atlanta had just tried a little harder it could have been a pa..."

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:59 GMT

"I feel like if Atlanta had just tried a little harder it could have been a palindrome."

–rebeccawatson

"Fried chicken and Rock Band. America!!"

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:39:42 GMT

"Fried chicken and Rock Band. America!!"

–pamelaribon

Ellie loves the beach - square for Twitter

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:29:28 GMT

Ellie loves the beach - square for Twitter

Ellie loves the beach

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:27:25 GMT

Ellie loves the beach

Michael Seeing a lot more bogus likes / likejacking going on lately. At least, I assume that's what it is, and not that all my friends like really stupid crap.

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:25:02 GMT

Seeing a lot more bogus likes / likejacking going on lately. At least, I assume that's what it is, and not that all my friends like really stupid crap.

Waves - iPhone

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:22:56 GMT

Waves - iPhone

Waves

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:19:33 GMT

Waves

Beach wheelchair

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:17:30 GMT

Beach wheelchair

Beach

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:15:06 GMT

Beach

Gulf - Okaloosa County beach

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:13:24 GMT

Gulf - Okaloosa County beach

"So long white shoes, white belts, and summer."

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:02:40 GMT

"So long white shoes, white belts, and summer."

–mathowie

""Meeeh... I don't really care what you're up to, Doc." (Bugs during a brief ..."

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 04:02:23 GMT

""Meeeh... I don't really care what you're up to, Doc." (Bugs during a brief depression)"

–avi1111

"I wonder if the Beastie Boys ever renewed their license to ill?"

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:48:01 GMT

"I wonder if the Beastie Boys ever renewed their license to ill?"

–BlondHousewife

"Instead of asking for "tap water" at restaurants, I ask for "locally sourced ..."

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:15:54 GMT

"Instead of asking for "tap water" at restaurants, I ask for "locally sourced water"."

–gregory

"I'm on my way back from the Degobah system. Make sure the Rebels know that th..."

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 21:38:58 GMT

"I'm on my way back from the Degobah system. Make sure the Rebels know that the game is a trap...I hope this gets there in time."

–olemiss_ackbar

"I use Batman tricks to thwart small talk. "How about this weather?" "Weather..."

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:53:40 GMT

"I use Batman tricks to thwart small talk. "How about this weather?" "Weather killed my parents.""

–lafix

"Successfully robbed my beehive. Haven't had that many angry drones after me s..."

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 18:59:22 GMT

"Successfully robbed my beehive. Haven't had that many angry drones after me since back in my emacs days when I'd troll the vi newsgroups."

–ewagoner

everything.gweezlebur.com

"My only regret thus far is not having done more to regret."

Michael I have the best sister-in-law ever. Anna-Elizabeth McCloud brought me homemade humane/organic BBQ sandwiches, and they were delicious. Thanks Ippy!

"Fresh ground?" "No, Google Instant." "Really? It's delicious. I thought for s..."

"and Google Instant lasted for all of about 2 searches for me."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was how skinny everyone looks in Pho..."

"If you're not supposed to breathe oven cleaner, why do they make it smell so ..."

"Oh, sorry to interrupt. Was I chanting "shut up" out loud?"

I Look Like Barack Obama (via tensigma)

Conflicts are even more difficult when more than two people involved. Here, E...

"At 6 minutes and 7 seconds after 5 o’clock today, it will be 5:06 pm. This wo..."

"Why do parents refer to themselves in the 3rd person when talking to little k..."

"Just wrote "puts" in a scala file. Kind of like calling out a former lover's ..."

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."

Das Racist - You Oughta Know

Arthur C Clarke predicting the future in 1964

"$ARGV[0]"

"WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you abo..."

"Non-priority gmail messages are the new archive"

"I love it when people confuse being southern with being an idiotic redneck so..."

"Proposal by Twitter: been done. If you want to up the ante, propose *to* Twit..."

"Good for Boise State - they deserved it. Now on to such tough opponents as th..."

"I am trapped beneath a very hot sleeping (purring) cat. If only I could turn ..."

"What I've really learned about life from video games is the importance of sho..."

"I feel like if Atlanta had just tried a little harder it could have been a pa..."

"Fried chicken and Rock Band. America!!"

Ellie loves the beach - square for Twitter

Ellie loves the beach

Michael Seeing a lot more bogus likes / likejacking going on lately. At least, I assume that's what it is, and not that all my friends like really stupid crap.

Waves - iPhone

Waves

Beach wheelchair

Beach

Gulf - Okaloosa County beach

"So long white shoes, white belts, and summer."

""Meeeh... I don't really care what you're up to, Doc." (Bugs during a brief ..."

"I wonder if the Beastie Boys ever renewed their license to ill?"

"Instead of asking for "tap water" at restaurants, I ask for "locally sourced ..."

"I'm on my way back from the Degobah system. Make sure the Rebels know that th..."

"I use Batman tricks to thwart small talk. "How about this weather?" "Weather..."

"Successfully robbed my beehive. Haven't had that many angry drones after me s..."

"Proposal by Twitter: been done. If you want to up the ante, propose to Twit..."